A cool thing

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her 

I might actually get a bottle of wine on the way back to my flat tomorrow and just listen to Something Corporate/Brand New/Jack’s Mannequin all evening and weep in an alcoholic stupor

afgavinstan:

Taken aback and slightly creeped out but also weirdly happy at all those RT’s.

LOOK PEOPLE I TOLD Y’ALL I WUZ HILARIOUS.

pomeray:

Moss coated tables in a cafeteria at an abandoned ski resort in Japan

*gross sobs on the floor, listening to Konstantine, with a bottle of wine*

vivalaausten:

greydelisle:

The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.

I make up songs to remember things a lot. I remembered everything we needed for dinner tonight and I was singing the list on the way to the market with Tom, but he kept adding stupid things to the list and confusing me, because I’m dating a child.

Running and squats to give you big bots

banknote:

I am legit 90% butt today

Lunges give you a big butt, kids

stfueverything:

fatalismulier:

I wish people would learn the difference between “OMG I want to live in the 50’s!! I was born in the wrong era!!”

And “I appreciate the vintage aesthetic and wish it was easy and commonplace to adopt that kind of style in today’s world.”

Because, as much as I love pompadours and winged eyeliner, I also love having rights. 

always reblog

make-up-is-an-art:

by Gintare B.

candlebud:

cuntused:

candlebud:

people that wish dragons were real

are you sure

ARE

YOU

POSITIVE

The last one is fake. It’s deathwing from wow. 

sorry guys you caught me. all of the other pictures are real dragons