May 2012
I think one of the main reasons I’m so enamoured with pop punk is because it’s one of the few genres which genuinely does not give a fuck about what people think. The fact that they don’t care that they’re making themselves look stupid is just incredibly endearing to me.
Tom’s band were in Kerrang! Woooooo
My limbal rings are really pronounced today. The oddest of things put me in good moods.
Tom woke me up this morning by grabbing me by the wrists, then making me punch and slap myself awake. I was so tired, I couldn’t even resist (not that resisting would make any difference), so I just lay there moaning pathetically, while he went “STOP HITTING YOURSELF. WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF?”
Not only that, but when I eventually woke up, he grabbed me by the sides of the...
Public service announcement:
3pm-5pm today is happy hour at Starbucks. Half price frappuccinos. I recommend a chai creme frappuccino. No seriously.
Seriously.
Get one.
Seriously.
Seriously.
Basking in this train’s air conditioning. Sweet lord. I love you, Virgin trains
Jesus Christ, I get away with everything. Still getting child tickets at 19 and I missed my train and got allowed onto the next one. Chicka chicka yeah
Anonymous asked: If I wasn't anon, I'd have just reblogged with "I can't fap to this". Really, jerking, jerking, jerking, mud fox out of nowhere. Ruined.
Anonymous asked: ...well that was a sudden change in direction.
Anonymous asked: how tall are you?
Anonymous asked: Oh, sorry I misunderstood. Mind if I ask what the post was about? Sorry for so many questions
Anonymous asked: what post did she reblog that made you paranoid?
THERE’S A FUCKING GIGANTIC MOTH IN MY ROOM AND OH SWEET FUCKING LORD IT’S HUGE AND IT’S FUCKING RED. BRIGHT RED. WHAT THE FUCK. IT’S DISAPPEARED NOW, BUT IT’S DEFINITELY STILL IN HERE AND I AM FRIGHTENED. SOMEONE COME AND SAVE ME, SWEET FUCKING CUNT.
I may have to sleep downstairs.
Everyone should listen to Vacationer’s new album. It’s fucking fantastic and poifect for sunny days like the past few have been.
Also downloading Electra Heart by Marina and the Diamonds. Fun fact, her middle name is “Lambrini”.
Unfortunate.
Most unfortunate.
Anonymous asked: Sports can be entertaining :3 That and your daily shenanigans makes this blog follow worthy...
Anonymous asked: Hi, I'm new to your blog.. so why don't you like that Emma girl and that Quinn guy?
Anonymous asked: I must say your blog is fairly entertaining...
Anonymous asked: Is it bad that I want you to browse through her tumblr, simply for the aneurysm you'll have over the "WE ARE A COUPLE, LOOK AT HOW COUPLEY WE ARE"-ness of every post?
Anonymous asked: Not gonna lie, her body is pretty slamming, butterface explains why she's with da quim though.
insertawittyusernamehere asked: You are the best human being on this site. FACT.
Anonymous asked: There is something seriously wrong with you.
Anonymous asked: I thought by some hilarious coincidence you'd pissed off someone wholly unrelated but nope, it's just Ms. Quim. I know because her tumblr practically shoves it down your throat.
You can delete your posts, but you can’t delete your EMBARRASSMENT.
I win. I am queen of the Internet, all hail Charlotte the overlord.
maybeindistance:
Ladies and gentlemen, said cretins info;
‘Charlotte | 19 | England | Taken kittens! tea! puppies! chocolate! cocaine! love! honour! neo-nazis! makeup! hair dye! fairies! unlubricated sodomy! teddies! cupcakes! being sexually assaulted by my cousin at a family gathering! juice! cartoons! dancing! singing! jdepp! sweeties! having crippling self esteem issues from that time my mom...
maybeindistance:
banknote:
Well done, you. You finally got a new girlfriend and stopped crying on the Internet during your every waking moment. Now please stop posting pictures of the two of you, seeking praise and attention by asking “ARE WE CUTE?!” Mate, fuck off. I’m not sure if you’re more or less annoying when in a relationship, but either way, I’m gonna need you to vacate.
Love it...
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I am not made for this weather
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gingeralex replied to your post: It’s so fucking hot, I am melting. This is awful….
oh god same and being naked i end up touching myself constantly.
It’s so fucking hot, I am melting. This is awful. My window’s been open all day, as well as all the windows in the house and the French windows downstairs and it has made NO DIFFERENCE. I am dyyyyiiing. Help me
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Travelling tomorrow and it’s gonna be about 26 degrees.
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. I’m gonna die
Oh, sweet fuck, I just went up into the loft to grab a suitcase for Tom’s this weekend and it’s like a sauna up there. So much so, the metal bar attaching the handle to this case burnt my hand when I grabbed it. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Anonymous asked: lol the reason you dont get submissions anymore is because you dont have a submissions page.
