November 2011
srslywhocares asked: you're intensely angry all of the time, are you part bear?
stevenroycrossley-deactivated20 asked: I made Holly promise on the phone, whilst I was drunk, that she would get me to follow you. But, I've just ruined it now....BUT I'M STILL POSTING IT.... Because I have balls.
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foreverflyhigh replied to your post: Goddd I would bukkake on your face
I’d ‘bukkake’. Though I’m sure you hate me. All good.
I dunno who you are, soooooooo… Awkward
stevenroycrossley-deactivated20 asked: GODDDDDDD I WOULD BUCAKE ON YR FACE.
Anonymous asked: Goddd I would bukkake on your face
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My natural hair is so Jewish, I’m utterly ashamed. Never let it dry naturally when other people are around, otherwise my heritage comes to light. Fucking hell. Hidden shames.
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I was watching The Village for the first time and...
Anonymous asked: Stereotypical white trash/sluts/dumb blondes. Those girls. The ones with no grammar. Unlike you. Unlike most English people. Plus the accents. mhmmm
Anonymous asked: America sucks. We don't have girls like you.
I just realised that guy who went on a rant about girls’ taste in guys defined them as “sheep”
Anonymous asked: Dayonta Beach? I wish. Try more north than that.
Anonymous asked: Nah. It'll make no sense. I'm across the atlantic and you're over there. I just want to have my fun with you.
Anonymous asked: Touché. I see what you did there. How about I'll fuck your brains out one day.
Anonymous asked: One day, I will come fuck you senseless.
I find it offensive...
don-hourihane:
that most girls now prefer dickheads with fringes or shaved heads, covered in tattoos, in wank bands.
I know, purely based on the fact that they all look the same, that i have more to offer in every way other than “scene points”… It’s sad times when the majority of guys KNOW they don’t have a chance with a girl purely because they don’t fit a cliché stereotype.
It’s even more...
How to give a great handjob
Use your mouth.
Just realised someone I’m quite attracted to on here looks like one of my closest friends, Christian. WELP, boner killed forever more. No chance of sucky sucky for you.
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bantaray replied to your post: Why don’t I look like Zooey Deschanel?
because she is annoying looking and you are peng.
LEAVE THIS PLACE FOREVER MORE, YOU HARLOT
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Why don't I look like Zooey Deschanel?
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gingeralex replied to your photo: I have such nostalgia-inducing photos on my hard…
inb4 rough sex
It was post one night stand with Tom, which eventually led to our relationship, so MAYBE. Although he was pure vanilla then, the poor wee mite.
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alexanderwilliamspiderman replied to your post: Dad when off on an extremely racist and homophobic…
no offence but people with that attitude need to be rounded up and fucking drove off a cliff
You really don’t think I fucking know that? Thank you. Thank you for pointing out the obvious.
Dad when off on an extremely racist and homophobic rant at dinner earlier. It was probably one of the worst I’d heard from him and I just feel sick now. He blamed the spread of HIV/AIDS in “his country” on black people (using that term as a replacement for what he actually used) and homosexuals (again, replacing the term).
Eurgh.
It’s ignorance. It’s pure fucking...
ianborthwick asked: i'm sure you have a sweet side.
Things I’m good at:
Eating
Being a dick online
Being a dick IRL
Blowjobs
Things I can be paid for out of these:
Blowjobs
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I caved and put my nose ring back in.
Also, I don’t think guys appreciate how hard it is being a girl. Dressing myself is just painful. Annual house party on Saturday night at Sheffield and I’m trying to think about my outfit and my head’s caving in, I swear to fuck.
Black skinnies, black wedge boots and an oversized jumper?
…I’ll probably end up in my denim shorts...
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bucketeyes replied to your post: When people say that because they’re really…
my doctor actually said i did have mild ocd because i even eat my food in ways but the word mild made me think he was fobbing me off im just nice and organised
I think we’ve talked about this, but I do that too :( Alphabetically and everything separate, THANKYOU. It’s not OCD though. I just like to be...
When people say that because they’re really organised, they have OCD.
Do you.
Do you though.
I write so many lists, it makes me seem like a control freak. I probably am a little, I just really like organisation. I have a little book full of all my lists and I’ve made four lists this morning already and they all have subsections and are colour coded and are always really specific.
I just like being organised, ok
I think my tummy’s almost completely better and now I have pâté on toast.
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gingeralex replied to your photo: How tempted am I to buy this? Custom fit. £63.48…
if you get it you will use it once get cum on it and never wear it again
Only if I wear it within ten metres of you, you lecherous bastard.
I will honestly cry if any of the presents I’m ordering don’t arrive on time. Everything must go to plan, otherwise I will have a hissyfit. DON’T RUIN THIS FOR ME, ROYAL MAIL.
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bantaray replied to your photo: How tempted am I to buy this? Custom fit. £63.48…
But do.
It’d be a good investment, because I doubt I’d ever wear anything else.
bantaray-deactivated20111208 asked: That is definitely a pro for cigarettes, they cure any constipation. I used to scav my friend's Richmond Superking and then have to give it to him for hold half way through because I really needed a shit dear lord.
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Instead of being productive on my day off, I’m sitting watching An Idiot Abroad and day dreaming about cereal.
I could definitely live off cereal
Special K
Wheetos
Weetabix
Ricicles
Bran Flakes
Ready Brek
Coco Pops
Golden Grahams
Honey Loops
Frosties
Coco Rocks
Alpen
Quaker Oats Granola
Sugar Puffs
Rice Krispies
Cheerios
Shreddies (all flavours)
Cookie Crisp
Golden Nuggets
Nesquik
Cornflakes
Yep, I just made a list of my favourite cereals. And what. (This list would be a lot longer if I wasn’t allergic to nuts....
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chrispykreme asked: favourite out of those 3?! right "christmas comes early" day for me.
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Yaaaaaay. Just managed to eat Weetabix :}}}}
This has also reignited my love for Weetabix. I am a dull bitch.
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