June 2011
gingeralex asked: why did tom pull his trousers and boxers all the way down to piss outside?
I HAVE CONQUERED THE 99 WORKOUT
Time to watch Angry Boys, have a cig and eat some homemade tomato curry. It’s sexy and super healthy. Aww ye. Also, strawberry milkshake yeyeye
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gingeralex replied to your post: I honestly think leg lifts are the most painful exercise I’ve ever done
inb4 ripped banknote
I honestly think leg lifts are the most painful...
Particularly when I’ve just finished 484 of them.
Urgh.
66, 77, 88 and 99 second wall sits left now. I thought it’d be the worst one, but I sit and recite movie scripts to myself while the timer ticks away and I barely notice it.
Anonymous asked: It's band PRACTISE, you suedo-intellectual cunt.
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northie replied to your post: Literally peeling off my clothes right now. I’m so sweaty, I feel like I’m wearing a wetsuit. Urgh
sxc
DO SOME EXERCISE, YOU FUCKING HOG
Literally peeling off my clothes right now. I'm so...
Just finished running
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Anonymous asked: Do you like your bum being licked and face fucking? (hopes your horny answering this)
Anonymous asked: Do you like your bum being licked and face fucking? (hopes your horny answering this)
Anonymous asked: Do you like your bum being licked and face fucking? (hopes your horny answering this)
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joebspecial replied to your post: joebspecial replied to your post: Everyone goes on…
no don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining, I find your intelligence kind of sexy.
Touch me
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joebspecial replied to your post: Everyone goes on about how much they’d like a zombie apocalypse, or how much they’re afraid of a zombie apocalypse, but here’s a few reasons why it would not be up to your expectation.
You spent too much time thinking about that.
care cup is empty
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Everyone goes on about how much they'd like a...
Bear in mind zombies are the “undead”. By which I mean, someone who died and was then brought back to life. Think Jesus. Now that Little Jimmy’s reborn, he’s essentially a shuffling sack of rotting meat, with the brain capacity of an egg cup. And what does rotting meat do, you might ask? It putrefies. Particularly since the bacteria we have in our colon, which...
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If you're male and don't fancy Christina...
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Things I learnt today: Starkie dips his pizza in...
thistumblrisbetterthanyourlife:
WHY!
If you do this, look at yourself and re-evaluate your life.
In related news, Aunt Petunia is in the new series...
OH MY GOD, THE LAST MINUTE OF TRUE BLOOD
I WAS TERRIFIED AND HORNY AND HOLY FUCK THAT IS A WEIRD SENSATION.
ERIC NORTHMAN,I HAVE MISSED YOU.
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I HAVE DOWNLOADED THE NEW EPISODE OF TRUE BLOOD...
I'm bruising really badly lately and I don't know...
I just counted twenty huge ones all over my body.
Am I dying?
I’m meant to be going to town today, but I just went outside for a cigarette and holy fuck, it’s so hot. I am gonna burn like a bitch, for fuck’s sake. I may have to leave it until it gets a bit cooler. Boring post lol
Instead of making a big cake for Tom's birthday...
So far I’m making:
4 espresso with chocolate mascarpone frosting
4 gingerbread with cinnamon buttercream frosting
4 carrot with lemon mascarpone frosting
4 chocolate with fudge frosting
4 lemon with lemon buttercream frosting
I might make more, depending on my budget, but eeeeh, so excited. I love baking. Need to devise his meal properly now, as I refuse to buy KFC.
Charlotte Walton likes ruining peoples' wanks...
Oh and being on top. Despite being submissive, I love being on top. When you flick your hips forward and then about five seconds later the guy “arrives”
Feels good, man
I think as a general rule in life
If a girl is outspoken and an absolute cunt to most guys, they love being submissive in the bedroom.
Take feminists, for example, they all love a nice deep dickin’
Anonymous asked: your a fuckin slut
Anonymous asked: what do you like being done to you in the bedroom? ;)
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andyhyman replied to your post: IT HAS BEEN 9 DAYS SINCE I’VE HAD SEX, THIS ISN’T…
Try 5 weeks
IT HAS BEEN 9 DAYS SINCE I’VE HAD SEX, THIS ISN’T FAIR, OK
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robfairclough replied to your post: When you sit and watch someone typing something on MSN and suddenly it stops
What the fuck am I even what
When you sit and watch someone typing something on...
I bet what you were going to write was embarrassing.
Wasn’t it?
WASN’T IT
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Anonymous asked: maxi trousers? aren't all trousers 'maxi'?
HAHAHAHAHA, I AM GETTING HIT ON ON RUNESCAPE
SKFJSKLDJGKLFVNBKXDM GTXSD CGB XSDG
OH MY GOD.
Eating jelly and petit filous
Diet of a geriatric
amyherb asked: Maxi dresses are only bad if you're short
Reasons why maxi dresses and trousers are shit
You lose pretty much all your figure to this giant mess of fabric
They make you look shorter
Maxi trousers are prone to camel toe
Maxi dresses and maxi trousers are ugly
Stop wearing them.
As much as I love Daria
oneprairieoutpost:
>I’d say pretty proud, seeing as I’m off at uni making something of myself, whereas you sit in your room drawing cartoons with photoshop and blogging inane shit that not one single person of any worth gives the slightest shit about.
oops sorry i’m still in high school, let me just fast forward a few years because that’s totally possible and logical.
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Although I don't like speaking on the phone, one...
Luv Sunday lunch. Papa Bank makes the best roast...
