Tom's sitting behind me and keeps putting his...
What the fuck
Yay, at Tom’s. Eating pizza and watching True Blood. Neither of us can finish half a pizza now, which is fucking awesome and I feel like a failure. Wah. Eeeeeeh, so glad to see him again.
When I see someone who follows me on Tumblr in...
ABORT ABORT OH, GOD ABORT Fuck’s sake, Manchester.
WHY ARE NONE OF MY TEXTS SENDING UMMMMMM I AM A VERY POPULAR BLOGGING SENSATION, OK I NEED TO KEEP UP WITH MY FANBASE
Aww, Tom Delonge was dead handsome before he turned into a fat old man, who’s always wearing a condom hat. Luv getting nostalgic with old videos.
Broke down at dinner yesterday, because we had sausages and my brother re-enacted the sausage scene in Freddy Got Fingered and I was choking so bad and my Dad’s deaf and didn’t know what the fuck was going on. The Walton family are a hoot.
Girls who think not eating for a few days will...
You are a fucking imbecile and don’t even deserve food for thinking this.
If Bill Hicks wasn't dead, he'd defs get it
When some American slut fucking ruins Dammit, by playing it on a ukulele and singing in a quavering faux-British accent. Oh and she’s fat.
True Blood makes me depressed, because I can't...
I've never listened to anything by Tyler the...
Lying there monged to fuck for twenty minutes, but utterly content after you’ve came.
When someone's avatar isn't a picture of them and...
How do I know if you’re attractive enough to follow?
bantaray: Aight Katy Perry might look better than Lady Gaga (I disagree I would rather slap her face than sit on it) but then there’s the fact that Lady Gaga is actually a good singer/dancer/pianist/songwriter/performer and Katy Perry is a talentless twat whose songs make me want to die. >#if you don’t agree with me your opinion is wrong Ok, Storm
restrictionsapply replied to your photo: On this day, last year. I AM FOOOOOOOONAY. The… Do you go to Reading? Not this year. Nothing could top last year, so no point.
Oh and I did actually lose fifty quid at Reading last year. Survived on 9p Tesco noodles, cooked over a tea light for about 3 days.
"We had a really, really long relationship, for......
Dear Alexander Skarsgard.
I think Come Dine With Me should be like jury duty
Everyone should have to do it at some point.
Homemade sausage rolls
Cannot describe my excitement omg
Roaming around the house, using sultanas as...
The whole "OMG, READING IS BETTER THAN LEEDS."...
It’s the same festival.
How long til the reading posts stop?
inkstainedhands: stormjh: sick of them already. People are enjoying music Call the cops People should only enjoy underground music that no one else has ever heard of though. I mean, once they’ve had over 100 plays on Last FM, you just have to stop listening to them. So uncool.
Alexander Skarsgard is 6’4” hnnng Why do you get more and more attractive every day
Measured my height for the first time in ages
FIVE FOOT FOUR, NIGGERS I HAVE GROWN OVER TWO INCHES
I have right Jewish hair this morning, so I’ve tied it all up in a bun and honestly, the bun is approximately half the size of my head and I have a large head for a small person.
Although, to be fair to the bloke, the guy he’s talking to right now is a fucking mongoloid. “If there is no God and there is no law-giver, why does it matter what I do? Why is rape wrong? Why is paedophilia wrong? Why are any of these things wrong, if there is no law-giver?”
Watching The God Delusion on 4oD
I don’t believe in God myself, but the way Dawkins portrays his point is so abrasive. I can understand why the people he’s speaking to get somewhat aggravated at times.
Hi, my name’s Charlotte and I will continue to be sexually frustrated until approximately 7.30pm on Wednesday