My blog makes me look lecherous and deviant. I’m not, I swear.
I have such a huge crush on Jon Richardson.
The shorts I couldn't fit into two weeks ago are...
uni blogging!!! university blogging uni lyf!!1
I always lose my phone, so whenever I’m in the house, I’ll put it in my cleavage, just in case it goes missing, since the volume on it’s always turned off and it’s therefore difficult to find. It’s always on vibrate though
gingeralex replied to your post: I keep getting really horribly dizzy lately and… lay with me bby
Bitching about me to my brother, very audibly, instead of simply speaking to me.
I suggest you read this. →
I spent this year as a ghost and I’m not sure where home is any more.
I keep getting really horribly dizzy lately and I’m starting to get pretty concerned, since it seems to get worse day by day. If I move too suddenly or I’m standing up too long, my vision goes fully black, I feel nauseous and I think I’m gonna pass out. WHAT DO
chrispykreme replied to your post: Oh and I’d just like to point out probably the highlight of their lives… Wank fodder
Oh and I'd just like to point out
My college has very little funding now, so my drama lessons are at a secondary school. Me, moaning, writhing and touching myself on the floor of a classroom, with everything being more exaggerated, since it’s Artaud (think proper bad porn orgasms). Cue a group of year nine boys wandering into the room, looking for free chairs.
Put up with being in the sunlight today, because Gemma wanted to take me and Liss for a spin in her new car. It’s so fucking adorable and it’s a bright red soft top Beetle and we were roaming around with the top down in what is essentially tropical weather. You’d be surprised how many guys chat you up simply because you’re stopped at the traffic lights in a sexy car. But...
couldyouleavethespooninplease replied to your post: Had to fake multiple orgasms in Drama today. fucking love Artaud Do not appreciate having to lie on the floor on my own, touching my crotch and rubbing my tits and moaning at ridiculous volumes.
Had to fake multiple orgasms in Drama today.
I fucking hate Artaud.
Someone please come and see The Wonder Years with...
I am a shit flirt.
I will literally just insult you until you cry and then I’ll build you back up.
andyhyman replied to your post: Dear people of the UK, Shut up and get your tits out Oh, I’m Andrew. Please compliment me, Charlotte. I think I’m fat :””(
Dear people of the UK,
Just because the temperature reaches above ten degrees in the Autumn it does not mean you can: Walk around shirtless Wear skirts than barely cover your vaginas Wear skirts at all if you are above a certain weight class Wear a bikini and a sarong as something to go shopping in Tesco in
When you check the mirror after being at college all day and you realise the top three poppers of your shirt have come undone and your tits are thrust out into the world. oh my god I don’t know how long they’ve been undone :((((((
Anonymous asked: Are you gay?
My friend's gone in a mood with me because I told...
bantaray replied to your post: I am so full of Chinese, every breath borders on… Gunna press your tummy and get you to puke in my mouth.
I am so full of Chinese, every breath borders on up chuck. Someone come and rub my tummy.
I ordered my recipe Moleskine today and I am so excited, you have no idea. It’s so pretty and it’s going to make me even more organised. I mean, look at it: I am definitely going to cry with happiness.
Anonymous asked: post a pic of you smiling with teeth and super close up? you look like you'd have nice teeth
WE ARE HAVING CHINESE TONIGHT
bucketeyes asked: Generally ones about space, one about evolution, but i've seen the one you're watching! its so weird.
Honestly, I really should stop dressing like such a dyke.
>Make anti-celibacy post >Five minutes later >Receive text essentially offering sex whenever I want it
RIGHT. THAT'S IT.
Fuck this bullshit. It’s been five weeks or so since I last had sex. Tired of being celibate.
conorissocoollike asked: Fuckkkk Charlotte...why'd you have to go and post that GIF? Haha, I'd just about got the horny out of my system, now I just want to bone something :(