January 2012
Remember that thing I always talk about doing
About nine times a year
Where I sneeze and accidentally smash my face into my desk
Yeah
That just happened again
Taking your make up off and rubbing your eyes.
Oh, god. What sweet heaven is this
We’re going to Ikea in March to get everything for uni and I am too excited. I am making so many lists and just seem to be constantly on the website amending my theme and just ksjdkfjdskf
Organisation is my fave.
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christr replied to your post<span >: <em >Too few people have seen Basil the Great Mouse…
OK I really do like you now. I know perhaps 4 people who’ve seen it
It’s one of THE BEST Disney films.
Too few people have seen Basil the Great Mouse Detective. You all suck cock.
Anonymous asked: I hope you lose your bullet up your ass.
In other news, I only bought my Bullet a few weeks ago and the battery ran out last week. Whoops.
I am knackered. Time to curl up in bed, with my bum against the radiator and watch Step Brothers. yupyupyup
Oh, my GOD, I am in such a cuddley mood.
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christr replied to your post<span >: <em >I want red pepper hummus, but I only have regular…
you could not sound more middle class
Hence the ending to that post. herp
I want red pepper hummus, but I only have regular and lemon and poppyseed hummus. Life is too tough.
Can you imagine
how close I will be
to Dann (and Holly when she’s in Manchester)
when I go to Sheffield
Can you imagine
Can you
Can you
On second thoughts, I look ill in that photo. I usually like my collar bones, but they look like ew
POA for tomorrow
Sort out student finance
Investigate accommodation
Language change essay x2
Crack on with my language investigation
Decide whether to stay at mum’s/dad’s/hotel with Tom for the Camden gig
Reorganise folders
Got my accommodation letter from Sheffield.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, come to me, Endcliffe, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Anonymous asked: Overflowing pantaloons eh? Have you ever squirted?
Just had the most heinous burp brewing as I was trying to show a family to the humanities block. Thought I was going to vom with the effort of keeping it down.
Volunteered for opening evening from 17.00-20.00. Insta regret.
I’m wearing double denim and I don’t know what to change into and I’m running out of time.
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gingeralex replied to your photo: I look like white trash.
you look attractive, its weird. stop it.
Why is it weird? You fancy me
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From now on, for every comment you make about me “not eating enough” (bullshit), I will not eat for 24 hours.
Watch me act as juvenile as you.
Guy just passed me, who looked EXACTLY like James Deen. I had to stop in the middle of the street and clench my vag, in case my knickers overflowed.
Periods aren’t an excuse for being a fucking cunt.
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andyhyman replied to your post: andyhyman replied to your post: Who works in a…
I’m not, he stays there all the time for work/prostitutes so he’s got shit load of loyalty points.
I’m pretty sure your dad may want that for more prozzie orgies, tho.
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andyhyman replied to your post: Who works in a Travelodge/Premier Inn and wants to get me a free/cheap room?
My Dad has a free room voucher. It will cost you.
Bitch, you best not be joking
Who works in a Travelodge/Premier Inn and wants to...
Anyone?
No?
Okay
If I heard someone use the term “real woman” IRL, I reckon I’d have to use all my self control not to punch them in the oesophagus.
After you come and you just lie there and enjoy the aftershocks of an orgasm. It’s like my vag has a very slow heart beat.
You may have lost weight, but you’re still a munter and you’re still a cunt. Stop thinking you’re hot shit.
Went on the “Suicide Girls” tag on here, just out of curiosity. Really wish I hadn’t. 90% of the girls have faces like my arsehole after I eat hummus.
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Felice Fawn's just mad, because Taylor Momsen's...
And looking far more smokin doing it
farisbueller:
felicefawn:
The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally.
up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks...
