February 2012
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bbave replied to your post: theylooklikebigstronghands replied to your post:…
Agreed, but Jennifer Lawrence?
yesyesyesyesyes
Lying in bed, squeezing my own arse repeatedly, because I have ridiculously soft skin. Ne shame
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theylooklikebigstronghands replied to your post: Saw photos of Emily Browning with purple tips Now…
emily browning is the fittest bitch in the world
Second only to Christina Hendricks
Saw photos of Emily Browning with purple tips
Now tempted to chalk my hair
Afraid I’ll look like a cunt
Predicament
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stevenroycrossley replied to your post: stevenroycrossley replied to your post: Drop a…
*sigh* In fairness, I think my penis melted with the last shit you sent me darling. WITH ADDED..*cough*
No pet names. Funny bum.
And you loved it, you clatty slag.
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stevenroycrossley replied to your post: Drop a doozie on my chest bby.
‘If not’ is the key words here. Heartbroken I don’t merit it.
I’ve seen your shit multiple times. I can never see you in a sexual way.
MY NOSE PHOTOGRAPHS SO POORLY AND I DON’T KNOW WHY. IT’S ONLY FROM THE FRONT, FROM THE SIDE I HAVE A POIFECT WEE NOSE AND IRL, MY NOSE IS ADORBZ, BUT WHAT THE FUCK. IT LOOKS HUGE IN A LOT OF FACE ON PHOTOS DIE OK.
I want a nose job.
“Rape culture is a culture in which people who have survived a violent crime are...”
– (via maddierosespink)
Anonymous asked: Drop a doozie on my chest bby.
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I instantly like people if they fancy Christina Hendricks.
demainnestjamaispromis asked: im exactly the same with you with the word rape being thrown around like its nothing. i hate it when youre in a room full of people and they laugh at a rape joke but im just sat there in silence staring at the twats. ergh people!
I completely support Tom’s band, I do everything to help them along and encourage them, but I just can’t go on their Facebook page. Their demographic is the sort of people who use rape as some sort of cute joke and constantly reference it throughout conversation and it just makes me feels sick. I know I get uppity about this, but why shouldn’t I? It probably gets boring for some...
Re-reading the phrase “wombsday book” and spitting my turkey sandwich everywhere.
Three of the favourite analogies for a bad-looking...
Like a horse vomiting up spaghetti
Like the dark overlord Cthulhu
The Wombsday Book
Anonymous asked: dat liquify
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Ask me questions/tell me what fictional character... →
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I have only seen one remotely good Katniss cosplay. So fucking disappointed.
I think three of the ugliest traits in someone are self-pity, poor manners and neediness.
alchemyandyou:
Supreme is the Comic Sans of ‘fashion’
I dyed my eyebrows with a little leftover hair dye (I know you’re not meant to, but fuck it really) and my face without make up looks 10/10 better now that my eyebrows look more defined. Rejoice
I JUST GOT ORDAINED! (in the US)
I’M GOING TO MARRY EVERYTHING I COME INTO CONTACT WITH.
I’VE ALREADY MARRIED MY NAIL SCISSORS AND NAIL FILE.
I just ate so much curry and chips and I am so impressed I actually managed to finish them, because the bag of chips was bigger than my head.
Anonymous asked: Why do hot girls like beast?
Chinese tonight
Sweet and sour chicken balls
Spring rolls
Honey ribs
Beef in black bean sauce
Sweet and sour chicken Peking style
Fried roast pork
Egg fried rice
Chips and curry sauce
weeeeeee
Sitting stroking my face with my new extensions. Thank you, little Russian girl.
Weeeee, I have more of my packages and I bought hair dye up town and my extensions and velcro rollers arrived, I am gonna look fine, fresh, fierce.
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bucketeyes replied to your post: Seeing some of you be so unbelievably…
I do hope this isnt about me charlotte because im a fucking saint to the way they talk to me bro.
Using my real name, I must be in trouble. If it was about you in particular, I would’ve said something.
As predicted, the shorts I ordered are way too big. I hope you’re proud of yourself, Charlotte.
Seeing some of you be so unbelievably unappreciative of your parents makes me feel physically sick.
“I hate it when school kids grow some massive balls, it’s like, I would...”
– Fuck, I love Robson
Walking back from town when all the school kids are coming home. Thirteen year old girl tries to pick a fight with me, by aggressively shouting about the fact that I’m not wearing make up and my hair’s scraped back.
Je
soos
Christ
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gingeralex replied to your post: If I sit with my back right against the rest of my…
you have always been a midget bby xoxo
Suck a fuck, lanky. I actually hate wandering around London with you. London’s full of tall people anyway, but you make it worse.
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WatchDefinitely just made a video of cheese on toast cooking. DAT SOUND, SON. DEM BUBBLES. DAT LEA AND PERRINS.
If I sit with my back right against the rest of my chair, my feet don’t touch the floor.
Have I become a midget over night. The fuck
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Don’t trust anyone who doesn’t like cheese on toast
Urgh, but it’s my day off and I’ve literally just woken up and I’m still in my jammies, but I want my packages.
I can’t collect them ‘til 14.30, but still, heading into town would take about 50 minutes out of my day and I’m not sure if I am willing to sacrifice for that.
Know what’s worse than missing a parcel and getting one of those annoying red slips from the post office?
Missing four parcels and getting one of those annoying red slips from the post office.
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