Farting yourself awake
Oh
The
Shame
February 2012
Quinn, I’m on my phone, so I can’t reply to you directly, however, not all my posts are about you. Seriously, you always reply to posts like that, as if it’s about you.
Thoroughly freezing tonight. Despite being in my cosy wee jammies. I require someone to steal heat from. As always.
Scott and I are bitching about ALL OF YOU.
Well, not all of you.
One of you.
Biggest turn offs in porn
-Bitches who won’t stop talking
-Loud, melodramatic moaning (borderline screams)
-Acrylic nails
-Spotty arses
-Girls insisting upon doing anal, despite clearly not leaning the appropriate techniques and just think they can ram right into it and spend the remainder of the clip trying not to weep
-Cthulhu vaginas
I know this is totally a weight-loss post, but I love the feeling of rubbing my face on my pillows, mattress, pretty much everything.
Rub your face on mine. I have the softest skin evereverevereverever
Feeling my ribs and hip bones grind into my mattress is 10/10 satisfying.
Haha, you self-obsessed scumbag. Drown in your own bullshit. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You are so cringey, it’s absolutely awful. It’s quite clear you act the same way with everyone, going around, pining for scraps of attention and in all honesty, I just feel a wee bit used, given the fact that I rarely show a softer side to my character. So, that’s really cool. Tytytytytyty
What colours your natural eyes/hair?
Grey/pale blue and blonde
Andddd it just clicks that Holly and I will be moth buddies
They’re not too bad these days, in terms of generic tatts everyone seems to be on a star/nautical/vintage hype. Although you will come across twats who think it’s a butterfly and not a moth and it’s sad. GET IT it will suit you.
So tempted. Considered the mockingjay, but every motherfucker seems to have it and it looks a bit like a swallow too and I don’t want to be a swallow wanker.
the fuck you saying about moth tattoos.
I know they’re pretty from close up, but you know far away people are gonna be looking at you like “yeah, you a generic ass hoe”.
I’m worried that if I get this tattoo I’ll look like one of those typical girls who get a butterfly, or stars or paw print leading to their vag though
I want a green and silver moth tattooed on my wrist now.
A luna moth.
I am fast becoming a fan girl.
When someone’s so overweight, their face looks like it’s eating itself.
