conorissocoollike replied to your post: conorissocoollike replied to your post: I’ve… Haha, I think I was trying to compliment you…..that didn’t really work, did it? I think it was because it was er… Blunt? People generally pussy foot. BUT THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUU
[[MORE]]The “public disgrace” porn series with James Deen will get me off in under a minute.
conorissocoollike replied to your post: I’ve decided that from now on, whenever anyone… In the sense that you’re incredibly attractive, with a sharp-tongued wit? I ugh I er don’t really know how to respond What
I’ve decided that from now on, whenever anyone tells me I’m intimidating, I’m just going to punch them in the groin. I AM SHORT, PALE AND HAVE THE MOST INNOCENT EYES KNOWN TO MAN. HOW AM I INTIMIDATING.
This is me playing Mario Kart alone on a Saturday...
gingeralex replied to your post: gingeralex replied to your photo: Look at that… rude! THAT’S IT, I’M EATING YOUR CINNAMON ROLLS.
gingeralex replied to your photo: Look at that lonely spare remote. I am sad i’ll play wii you no.
I really want to play WoW or Left 4 Dead, but I guess I’ll settle for Mario Kart on the Wii… Alone. I am depressing.
Eating with my hands, because my mum’s not here to tell me off. Fuck da po po
30 Rock just made me cackle so hard I was nearly sick.
“Ready to get kissed?” Not by you, Georgia Jagger Not by you
Some guy just messaged me, telling me I’m cute and he looks like Adam Levine and I have quite the wide on.
Self confidence is fucking low at the moment.
anoceanoflights: Was high as a kite in like October but it’s plummetted in the past coupla weeks, it’s gash. I’ll get derrr doe.
Anonymous asked: post a picture of you without make up?
theworstjoseever-deactivated201 asked: chest hair
anoceanoflights asked: You always love that, sket.
The "turnoff" "turnon" game. Ask me anything and I...
Tied my hair up in a ballerina bun when it was wet on Thursday night and I’ve only just taken it out and Jesus fuck, I am such a Jew. My hair is so big and curly, it’s not even funny.
I’m off to Manchester on Monday (after spending the day with Peachy Baby in London) and Tom’s parents are away for a week from Saturday and his brother’s always out now, because he’s at “that age”, and I am going to ruin Tom. Whole house to ourselves and I haven’t seen him for over two weeks. I am going to make his dick fall off.
So many photos of my bum and my boobs on my phone, you’d think I was sending them to everyone. Fortunately, no, I just enjoy my own tits and arse.
Woaaaahh, just got my throat ripped out for my post on Carl Grimes. APPARENTLY I CAN’T HAVE AN OPINION ON A FICTIONAL CHARACTER’S PARENTING SKILLS FROM A TV SHOW, BECAUSE I HAVEN’T POPPED OUT A LITTLE HELL SPROG. No.
Playing with my boobs in the bath is one of my favourite past times.
I just reached a new level of orgasm with this apple crumble yoghurt. fuuuuuuuuuuuck
I would appreciate a new series of The League. Quite a lot.
sterlingcoopertaylorpryce replied to your post: People blaming Lori’s parenting for Carl being a… Lori’s still a shit mum though. She gets everyone else to look after her son. Like the bit where she gets Carol and Ed to look after him while her and Shane go running off. Carl’s still a little shit though Yeah, that’s pretty fair. I think my Carl hatred has just taken over. He’s...
People blaming Lori’s parenting for Carl being a shit nose. No no no What are you doing. They are in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. EXCUSE HER FOR HAVING A FEW MORE PRIORITIES OTHER THAN KEEPING HER SON IN THE FUCKING HOUSE. IF HE JUST FOLLOWED SIMPLE FUCKING ORDERS, LIKE A NORMAL CHILD, PARTICULARLY WHEN YOU’RE IN A WORLD WHICH LITERALLY HAS A DEATH HAZARD EVERY FEW PACES....
I know you shouldn’t hate children, but I really fucking loathe Carl from The Walking Dead. He’s clearly a wee sociopath and I really hope he gets mauled to death soon. Or even better, gets tuned and his dad has to shoot him right in his ugly little face.
Pringles and leftover pizza for breakfast. That’s right, I didn’t even finish my pizza last night. THE SHAAAAMEEEEEE
homesicksatellites replied to your post: Food coma’d after half a pizza, then fell asleep… I did the same. But instead of sleeping I spent the four hours with pizza hangover; self pity, half disgust, overwhelmingly lethargic and feeling slightly nauseous I used to do that after a large Domino’s :( I am now a lightweight. A food lightweight. BE APPRECIATIVE OF WHAT YOU HAVE, WOMAN
anoceanoflights replied to your post: Food coma’d after half a pizza, then fell asleep… lets see ya tits I am grumpy when I first wake up. DO NOT TEST ME, LUCAS
Food coma’d after half a pizza, then fell asleep for about 4 hours. I am a shell of a human.
theycametoconqueruranus: there is a special place in hell for people who come into your room when the door is closed and then leave without closing the door
Arms and backs are the sexiest things about guys. Just hnnnnnnng
Had to take a break after three slices of my pizza. What has happened to me? I used to be able to demolish a large Domino’s in one sitting. What the fuck.