L'absurdité de l'existence

TOM’S BAND HAVE BEEN SIGNED
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Chai creme frappuccino, made with skimmed milk, because I’m a health conscious cunt. Still excellent though.

Did a Dutch braid curling into my scalp this morning. Makes a change from not even brushing my hair.

anoceanoflights:

if i wasn’t me, id definitely want to be mates with me. i reckon I’m pretty spot on. and hilarious.

Ignore what he says. This is exactly what happened.

xvxavier:

If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.

any luck with tutorials? my cousin’s a fucking genius at it and her hair is massive and almost to her ass. she has one somewhere i can find if you’re not too fed up yet.

I’m currently cutting my wrists with a butter knife, because FUCK DIS

Gave up on the French/Dutch braid after my 234982498329th attempt. Eating toast and feeling ashamed of myself.

I get unbelievably angry with myself when I can’t do something. I had a shitfit last Tuesday in Psychology when I couldn’t understand statistical analysis and now I’m sitting here trying to do a fucking French braid and SOMEONE’S GOING TO GET A DECKING IF I DON’T GET THIS SOON.

Please someone just come and French braid my hair, I FUCKING CAN’T DO IT.

I need to stop listening to Taylor Swift. I’m not used to being this emotional. I cry at Long Live every time. Jesus Christ.

My drama costume is fantastic and I have a dress rehearsal tomorrow (ALL DAY), so I will deffs take a photo at one point. I look the hottest out of everyone, even though that wasn’t the intention, since it’s Victorian dress, but it makes my boobs look ginormous and clings beautifully to ma cUrVeS~~ and I actually look like a hot ass bitch.

I do keep falling over though, because I am quite short and I’m wearing a great many skirts, all made for normal sized girls and try as I might, I can’t roll them up enough to not constantly stumble.

I CANNOT HANDLE WATCHING TAYLOR SWIFT SING LONG LIVE IN CONCERT

SHIT

FUCK

SHIT

SO MANY EMOTIONS

I AM A LAME CUNT

OH MY SHIT