merlinthegrey replied to your post: Wondered why I was getting beeped at so much, then… Do guys actually beep at women in this country. Fuck, I wish I was that cool. Yup. Particularly guys in white vans. Hence my theory that all van owners are paedos. And all paedos are van owners.
This is a post written by a loser. I feel proud and invincible when I listen to Long Live by Taylor Swift. Like I can do anything. YUP
Wondered why I was getting beeped at so much, then I got to the bus stop, checked myself over and my skirt was tucked into my tights. Fantastic.
Always get frothy when Stewart Lee sings Galway Girl.
Nipples could cut glass. Can’t stop staring at them. Look beaut.
something that will always irrationally irritate...
alltheseghosts: people using ‘trololol’ as a substitute for ‘lololol’. LRN2INTERNET, JESUS. This and people who think memes come from Tumblr. OKAY OKAY THEN YEAH TUMBLR IS THE CERTAIN OF THE INTERNET AND UNIVERSE OKAY OKAY, HONEY BOO BOO CHILD
While I’m on a rampage, another thing that annoys me is ill-fitting suits. For some reason, it’s more common among Americans, particularly news broadcasters and people like that. They all seem to have these ugly beige or faded navy one-size-fits-all so-called suits, presumably fashioned from the tanned back-fat of a rabid Twilight fan. I don’t know why you would waste money on...
My theory on people seeing you parade around the...
a) It’s your own fucking fault for looking through my goddamn windows b) IT’S A FUCKING TREAT, MATE. ENJOY IT, MY TITS ARE FUCKING FIIIIIINE
rooferfrombalham replied to your post: People who don’t toast their fucking bread… Fucking cunts and their warm bread. TOAST IS TOAST. I feel the two of us get more annoyed about things than we should.
People who don’t toast their fucking bread properly and they take it out and you stare at this flaccid wheaty dong and you’re just like, “Really. Really. What was the point in that endeavour?”
Mum just phoned me from Scotland and now I feel dead lonely. Wah
Invented a new verb and I’m 10/10 proud of myself.
hugecockinmymouth replied to your post: Oh, my fuck. I am just so soft. Did my usual pain… GO TUCH UR DIK quinning
Oh, my fuck. I am just so soft. Did my usual pain staking shaving routine and then moisturised everywhere and Jesus fuck, I cannae stop touching myself.
Oh, Lights. I’d give you a “Second Go”. And a third. And a fourth. And a fifth. And so on and so forth, until we both develop intestinal distress.