Maybe I’ll quit smoking

But I’ll probably eat everything on the planet

So maybe I’ll quit smoking

And become a fitness freak

time will tell

I’ve eaten a RIDICULOUS amount today and intermittently purged, just for no reason at all and I feel zero guilt.

Tom and I will have been dating for 3 years on July 1st

mental that

I could easily continue eating everything in the kitchen until I pass out

trugazi:

compliments from girls are so much more satisfying than compliments from guys

cute recognize cute

I Better Eat All The Unhealthy Food In The House, Because My Diet Starts Tomorrow

- An autobiography by me

OMG FUCKEN

Ugh, Taytay, you were so sassy the whole night.

harrypotter-dramione:

theanti90smovement:

yahoo is deleting every blog with less than 100 followers

CEO quoted as saying “I hate nerds”

Is this a joke??? Like what the hell yahoo?? That is not okay! We aren’t nerd because we don’t have 100 followers. You aren’t a nerd for being on tumblr. Our nerdiness has nothing to do with tumblr, so leave us the hell alone.

Got an exam tomorrow

Got a sausij sandwich now

Not that arsed

I just keep eating, I’m not hungry, but I’m now making a sausij sandwich, in fact, I feel quite sick, but it’s literally just so I don’t have to consider the fact that I have an exam tomorrow which I haven’t studied for and have no intention of studying for hoheoheohe

I’m in such a weird mood and I have more sausijs left and I’m probably gonna go cook more sausijs, because I want a sausij sandwich, but mostly just to ignore tomorrow’s impending doom ha ha ha de ha ha

bunnyfood:

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