I am so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid name.
“
| — | Pam has the best fucking lines |
Alcide, stop making that noise! Eric, put up those fangs and do what I say!
TOO MANY SEXY NAKED MEN IN ONE SCENE
You’re going to invite me in so I can protect you. Or have passionate, primal sex with you. How about both?
“
| — | Eric Northman |
I really shouldn’t watch True Blood on webcam to anyone, because they see me pulling this face the moment Eric Northman comes on screen
Oh, to anyone who watches True Blood
Did you notice how much taller Eric is than Bill in the last episode? I’ve never noticed it before, but during Sookie’s dream sequence with those two, they squared up to eachother and I was like “DAYUM, SON.”
Fucking, Eric Northman. Why aren’t you touching me right now. And Alcide. And Jason too. Wouldn’t say no to Jessica either.
HNNNNG
