|—||Pam has the best fucking lines|
Alcide, stop making that noise! Eric, put up those fangs and do what I say!
TOO MANY SEXY NAKED MEN IN ONE SCENE
Did you notice how much taller Eric is than Bill in the last episode? I’ve never noticed it before, but during Sookie’s dream sequence with those two, they squared up to eachother and I was like “DAYUM, SON.”
Fucking, Eric Northman. Why aren’t you touching me right now. And Alcide. And Jason too. Wouldn’t say no to Jessica either.