L'absurdité de l'existence

Alcide, stop making that noise! Eric, put up those fangs and do what I say!

TOO MANY SEXY NAKED MEN IN ONE SCENE

Real humans shouldn’t be this attractive

jesusfuckingholytitsfuckmysweetlittlemouthiloveyoucometomeyoubeautifulswedishgodletmeworshipyourcockusingmyvaginaasanaidholyshit

Fucking hell

Armporn

What a GOD

Northman knows how to make an entrance.

Thank you, Sweden

No

no

This can’t be real life

Holy fuck

Why aren’t you inside me

You do funny things to my ~~heart~~ vagina

Touch

Oh, God. Did I just get pregnant?

You’re going to invite me in so I can protect you. Or have passionate, primal sex with you. How about both?

“

—	Eric Northman

Why couldn’t it have been me :””””’(

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