I don’t understand why Michael McIntyre has such a wah about being derided so much. His version of “comedy” and his act in its entirely is based on him being a cocky cunt (which, to be fair, comes with the territory as a comedian) and pointing out seemingly funny everyday occurrences and expecting a laugh for them. There is no wit there. There is no intellect, there is no thought, no feeling, no emotion, no sarcasm, no irony. He literally just points out things that happen. He may as well be live blogging his day to day life over Twitter, instead of performing his poor excuse for comedy across the nation, but oh wait, he couldn’t charge for that.

By no means am I belittling comedians making a living and actually working as a stand up, but if you’re expecting to charge for tour tickets, DVDs, autobiographies, merchandise, podcasts, at least put some fucking effort in. You wouldn’t go to get plastic surgery and be happy to pay the doctor at the end of it all if he’d just reconstructed your broken cheek bone by filling it in with plasticine and then went outside for a fag.

It’s the same fucking thing. I just can’t believe this man has been nominated for (let alone won) any awards.

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I cannot understand why he is so successful

“OH, HI, I’M MICHAEL. DON’T I LOOK CHIIIIINEEEESE. LIKE GOK WAN. GOK WAN’S CHINESE. POP CULTURE REFERENCES! ISN’T TOAST ANNOYING? COS SOMETIMES IT’S TOO WHITE AND SOMETIMES IT’S TOO BLACK. THEY SHOULD MAKE A THING. TO FIX THAT. BUT I WON’T MAKE IT. I’M TOO BUSY PRANCING ACROSS THE STAGE AND SHRIEKING LIKE A BUFFOON. HAHAHAHAHAHAH. FEED ME YOUR GOLD.”

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The only reason Michael McIntyre should do stand up is so a sniper can get a better shot at him.

The only reason Michael McIntyre should do stand up is so a sniper can get a better shot at him.

I don’t understand why Michael McIntyre has such a wah about being derided so much. His version of “comedy” and his act in its entirely is based on him being a cocky cunt (which, to be fair, comes with the territory as a comedian) and pointing out seemingly funny everyday occurrences and expecting a laugh for them. There is no wit there. There is no intellect, there is no thought, no feeling, no emotion, no sarcasm, no irony. He literally just points out things that happen. He may as well be live blogging his day to day life over Twitter, instead of performing his poor excuse for comedy across the nation, but oh wait, he couldn’t charge for that.

By no means am I belittling comedians making a living and actually working as a stand up, but if you’re expecting to charge for tour tickets, DVDs, autobiographies, merchandise, podcasts, at least put some fucking effort in. You wouldn’t go to get plastic surgery and be happy to pay the doctor at the end of it all if he’d just reconstructed your broken cheek bone by filling it in with plasticine and then went outside for a fag. It’s the same fucking thing.

I just can’t believe this man has been nominated for (let alone won) any awards.

I cannot understand why he is so successful

“OH, HI, I’M MICHAEL. DON’T I LOOK CHIIIIINEEEESE. LIKE GOK WAN. GOK WAN’S CHINESE. POP CULTURE REFERENCES! ISN’T TOAST ANNOYING? COS SOMETIMES IT’S TOO WHITE AND SOMETIMES IT’S TOO BLACK. THEY SHOULD MAKE A THING. TO FIX THAT. BUT I WON’T MAKE IT. I’M TOO BUSY PRANCING ACROSS THE STAGE AND SHRIEKING LIKE A BUFFOON. HAHAHAHAHAHAH. FEED ME YOUR GOLD.”

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Stewart lee can f#ck off. Who’s he to judge Michael when either noones heard of him or they think he’s shit. So if he carries on I’ll go ‘spoon feed him warm diarrhea’ see how he likes it -__- the patheticness disgust me. Hope Michael knows he’s fans are all behind him! Genuinely feel sorry for Michael as he’s so sweet and take things to heart, and is actually upset over it! So angry about this VJvGhhjhggUjGTHgfgHHkcfv bleeeh!

http://www.chortle.co.uk/features/2011/07/19/13653/stewart_lee%3A_what_i_really_think_about_michael_mcintyre

I suggest you read the article. It pretty much answers all of your main points :)

In other news, if you like Michael McIntyre, 98% of the time, you are a poster child for eugenics. You, love, have just proven that.