WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

No

no

no

no

This can’t be real life

Holy fuck

Why aren’t you inside me

Sometimes when I’m on my own and sitting in silence and feel I have to fill the void, I find myself going “SOOKEHHHH” like Bill from True Blood. Proper makes me crack up as well, which is excellent when I inadvertently do it in public.

conorissocoollike:

Fuck, I think I’d die…

^

unfairly attractive/10

unfairly attractive/10

You do funny things to my heart vagina

You do funny things to my heart vagina

fuck

fuck

Oh my GOD is this real

Oh my GOD is this real

Touch

Touch

Oh, God. Did I just get pregnant?

You’re going to invite me in so I can protect you. Or have passionate, primal sex with you. How about both?
Eric Northman

Why couldn’t it have been me :””””’(

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