fUCKING HELL, JOE

Urgh Eric/Skarsgard

You are just

unfairly attractive

How do I impress you as a mere mortal

Also, I am so disappointed in your life choices, Pam

So very disappointed

Fuck Tara

Don’t though

I mean figuratively

Or fuck her as in kill her

Either way

PLEASE PICK A LESS CUNTY PARTNER, YOU ARE MAKING ME CRY, YOU BEAUTIFUL BITCH

Lilith’s got a hairy chuff

“Join us? Please?”

Eric swearing gives me a widey

ohmygil:

remember when True Blood was about vampires and Lafayette, Sookie, Terry, and Hoyt weren’t in shit storylines?

Actually, the show is an allegory for racism, homophobia and bigotry as a whole facet of human nature. So. Yeah. There’s that. Then there’s your shit opinions.

Right, what the fuck, Joe. I am really trying not to look at your package, but come on

couldyouleavethespooninplease:

so fit

conorissocoollike:

I am.

Dear Tara Thornton - I wish Pam hadn’t turned you/saved you from the sunbed. Please shit yourself into a coma.

Dear Eric Northman - I will punch your eyes into your brain for releasing Pam. You’re still fit though.

Dear Bill Compton - Your obsession with Sookie is B FOR BORING now. Get over it.

Dear Sookie Stackhouse - Get hammered more often. You’re far more interesting that way.

Dear Alcide Herveux - You are perfect in every way - never change, bby.

Dear Nora Gainesborough - I hope you’re not dead, bby. You are the most beautiful creature to have ever used the word “cunting” ever.

Dear Pam De Beaufort - Stay fine, fre$h, fierce, gurl. U dnt need no maker.

crazyforjoe:

Joe taking in the sun and surf in Miami enjoying a break from promoting Magic Mike.

I whimpered. I whimpered so much. jsdfhjsdhfjshf

Emma is a qt pup

conorissocoollike:

Jessica is my favourite thing about True Blood.

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Probably my fave LafLaf moment. Can’t wait for him to be back on my telly