fUCKING HELL, JOE
Also, I am so disappointed in your life choices, Pam
So very disappointed
I mean figuratively
Or fuck her as in kill her
PLEASE PICK A LESS CUNTY PARTNER, YOU ARE MAKING ME CRY, YOU BEAUTIFUL BITCH
remember when True Blood was about vampires and Lafayette, Sookie, Terry, and Hoyt weren’t in shit storylines?
Actually, the show is an allegory for racism, homophobia and bigotry as a whole facet of human nature. So. Yeah. There’s that. Then there’s your shit opinions.
Dear Tara Thornton - I wish Pam hadn’t turned you/saved you from the sunbed. Please shit yourself into a coma.
Dear Eric Northman - I will punch your eyes into your brain for releasing Pam. You’re still fit though.
Dear Bill Compton - Your obsession with Sookie is B FOR BORING now. Get over it.
Dear Sookie Stackhouse - Get hammered more often. You’re far more interesting that way.
Dear Alcide Herveux - You are perfect in every way - never change, bby.
Dear Nora Gainesborough - I hope you’re not dead, bby. You are the most beautiful creature to have ever used the word “cunting” ever.
Dear Pam De Beaufort - Stay fine, fre$h, fierce, gurl. U dnt need no maker.
Joe taking in the sun and surf in Miami enjoying a break from promoting Magic Mike.
I whimpered. I whimpered so much. jsdfhjsdhfjshf
Jessica is my favourite thing about True Blood.